Ljef Nikolajewitsj Tolstoj aka Лев Николаевич Толстой, or Leo for friends.

His Russian temperament and his misanthropical attitude don’t make him beloved by everyone.

But Leo describes human nature so fantastically realistic, turns this into beautiful sentences and comes up with the most compelling stories: We need to have him at our dinner table. 

Besides it’s very convenient when everybody has left, to quickly discuss our guests and the evening with him. Whilst playing an enjoyable game of dices, he can not NOT do it, he’s a gamble addict after all.

Religion: we will better avoid to discuss this as a table topic. It will not take long before he frantically tries to convert us to his believe.

Meat we won’t serve either for Mister The Vegetarian. Hmmm, what would he like to eat accompany his plate of fries? A veggie burger then?